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Puns

An image of Immanuel Kant with the phrase "Just Kant Do It." A swoosh image of a popular sports brand is inverted and underlines the said phrase.
An illustration of a corn with the legs of a horse and a unicorn horn. The word 'unicorn' is written at the bottom of the illustration.
Isometric illustration of three columns (pillars) on a table with the words "Columns on a Table Do Not Make a Spreadsheet" written under it.
A cartoon image of a revolver pistol with human limbs smoking a cigarette. The words "smoking gun" written under it.
A cartoon duck is holding a mug of beer. The words "What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill." are written above and below it.
Image of a basketball and a basketball ring. The text above and below it reads "What New Year's resolution should a basketball player never make? To travel more."
Line drawing of Marion Crane from Psycho seeing a cockroach with the words " Hitch Cock Roach"
Image of Kant with overturned Nike logos for eyebrows. Caption reads "Just Kant"
Image of wine pouring into glass . The text above and below it reads "I'm starting 2023 with some pour decisions."
Cartoon image of a crab wearing a Santa hat with the words "Santa Claws" around it.
Cartoon image of a shark saying "I only eat veggies" with the caption "sharkasm" at the bottom of the image.
Image of Pavarotti with the words "nest sun door ma"
Image of a snowman with a bowl of snowflakes. The text around it reads "What does a snowman eat for breakfast? Snowflakes!"
Image of a witch inside a star with the words "witch upon a star" below it.
Cartoon image of a wolf with the words "Happy Howl-oween!" above it.
Image of Frankenstein in a planking pose with the words "Plankenstein" above the image
Image of a skull with a moustache and a beret and the words "bone jour" beside it.
Image of a cow with a body of a person who lived during biblical times. The words "holy cow!" appear above him.
Image of girl in a bikini inside a comma.
Image of a cartoon bear and man with arms around each others shoulders. Caption above reads "Bear With Me"
Image of a witch inside a star with the words "witch upon a star" below it.
Image of thor with the head of a minotaur. Caption above reads "Mino Thor"

Humor

Image of laptop with the words "trust me I am a proompter" on the screen
Image of two computer buttons (ctrl/command and z) flexing their muscles with the words "just undo it" written under it.
Image of a whale and a sunset with the words "Traveling Off The Beaten Path Gone For A Little Whale" around it
Image of Haruki Murakami with the words "Writer Shoplifter of the Word"
Image of Freud inside a pink triangle with the words "Pink Freud" at the bottom
Image of a cartoon reindeer with blood on his nose. On the ground is a blood-soaked knife. The caption reads "The Red-Nosed Reindeer."

Retro

Image of rotary phone with the words "Rotary Phone The Party Line Never Ends" around it
Image of cassette tape with the words "Homemade Mixtape 1988 Superior Quality" around it
Image of a floppy disk with the words "Vintage Tech 1988 Finest Quality" around it
Image of Lionel Richie with words from his song Hello following the contour of his head and shoulders.
Image of Rick Astley surrounded by words from his song Never Gonna Give You Up.

Social Commentary

Image of a monkey working on a laptop. The words "Natural Selection or Intelligent Design?" surround the image.
The words "I Came I Saw I Said Meh" with an image of an olive branch on each side.
An image of a man and a woman using tin can telephone with the words "leverage the power of the interwebs"
Two speech balloons: one saying 'cancel culture', the other replying with 'all of it?'
Image of priests and a scepter. The scepter has the words "Big Data"
Image of a laptop with arms typing. Caption around the image reads "Online Is The Default Offline Is A Holiday"
Image of the Vitruvian Man with the words "Hackable Human" around it
Image of Socrates with the words "Feed Your Head A Wise Mouse Said"